So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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