you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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