Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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