ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it was like eating out sand paper
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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