Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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