Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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