It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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