she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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