Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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