what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
