Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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