girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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