its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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