i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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