Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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