Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Of course I have a pirate flag
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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