As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My feet surprised me
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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