im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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