I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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