Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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