hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
