We're facebook friends in real life
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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