I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
