everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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