Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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