There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
high people should be assigned attendants
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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