the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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