He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
