i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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