we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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