How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
