So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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