After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
