i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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