I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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