she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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