What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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