I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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