I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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