Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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