No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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