Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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