Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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