You really coming over, don't trick.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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