We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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