You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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