Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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