My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
handjob tips. give me some.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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