she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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