Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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