Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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